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Jokes about exams

This is a list of funny jokes about exams and study!


Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!


Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one....

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school.

'Yes. Yes, I did.' he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' I asked.

He answered, 'In 1967. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, gray-haired man asked, 'What did you teach?'

An exam today come rain or shine!

Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that ?
Pupil: It's snowing outside !

Call for backup

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

Chemistry exam

ON A CHEMISTRY EXAM at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one question concerned how to clean the floor after a chemical-powder spill. In detail, I described the liquid I would combine with the powder in order to dissolve it with chemical bonding and electron transfer. I was pleased with my grasp of molecular structure until the exams were handed back. Our teacher asked another student to read her answer. She suggested a broom and a dustpan to sweep up the spill -- and got full credit.

Exams are like girlfriends!

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

1. Too Many Questions.

2. Difficult to Understand.

3. More Explanation is Needed.

4. Result is always FAIL!

Grading of final exams!

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams: Dept Of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

Dept Of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

Dept Of History: All students get the same grade they got last year.

Dept Of Religion: Grade is determined by God.

Dept Of Philosophy: What is a grade?

Law School: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

Dept Of Mathematics: Grades are variable.

Dept Of Logic: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

Dept Of Computer Science: Random number generator determines grade.

Music Department: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note ( a + and - would be sharp and flat respectively).

Dept Of Physical Education: Everybody gets an A

Hated nation

Teacher: Name the nation people hate most
Student: Exami-nation...

How did your exams go?

Father: How did your exams go?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

I don't deserve it!

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this exam.
Class: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !

Science Final Exam

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
"Give four advantages of breast milk."
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping forthe best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe.

But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled,then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen,and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers.

The ghosts of the white house

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."


The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk. "It's designed to teach the child how to live in today's world, madam," the shop clerk replied. "Any way he tries to put it together is wrong."

True story

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."

The student received an "A" on the exam.


Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..


Why does this bloody �EXAM� come again and again...

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54 Memes for Finals Week

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Finals Wrote With My Tears

It took 17 hours. I hope you like it. 

Finals Week Searches

Very relevant searches right now.

Finals Starbucks Iv

Drain it into my veins.

Finals Some Will Die

So benevolent.

Finals Remember Brain

Here’s a cool jingle you heard on the radio a week ago though.

Finals Ready For Christmas

Get this over with.

College Finals Week Quotes

Pain is temporary…
gpa is forever.

What is this?!

Finals Reads First Page

I will do it or I will die.

Finals One Word Cups

Gotta get that caff.

Funny College Finals Week Meme

Not sure if i’m calm because i studied enough
or because i don’t give a sh*t anymore

Or maybe a combination of the two..

Finals Noone Similar

I’ve made a huge mistake.

Finals Me Studying Words

Just some though. 

Finals Me Before

I will sleep on all on the notes and therefore, maybe I can learn via osmosis.

Finals Look Sleep

Oh finals week. The halls are alive with tears.

Finals Library Sign

This library knows what’s up.

Finals Lastnight

I also haven’t slept in 48 hours.

Finals Know Fail Well this is going to suck.
Finals I Want

Just let me lay down and cry.

Finals Hearing Voices

My brain is broken.

Finals End Of Semester

So great. What’s worse is the next one is soon..

Finals Elf Great 40 MinutesAnd I only cried twice.
Finals Did Okay

And they say superhero movies aren’t “real.”

Finals Colleges Students

Also crying. 

Finals Close Wave This isn’t good.Finals Chart Office I have made a chart instead of studying. Finals Broccoli

He’s vegging out.

Finals Week For College Quote

On the 2nd week of xmas my teachers gave to me:
5 all-nighters
4 hours of crying
3 mental breakdowns
2 thoughts of dropout
& a month of anxiety

Thanks, all!

Finals Brain Gone

Bye, brain, I don’t need you.

Finals Be In Your Favor

Come on, curve.

Finals Are Coming

You may not survive.

Final Tears Notes

That way they’re fresh for many cries.

Motivational Quote For College Finals Week

Keep studying,
you can sleep/cry after you get your degree.

Sadly, he’s right!

De909111C7C3555E2030081365528F91 This is terrible. Check My Answers

He’s got a point.

Final I Study

But they’re the best hours ever.

Final I Wish My Heart

Me during finals.

Final Its Gone South Park

Nice 20 minutes we had here.

Final Need 600

Can you round it up?

Finals Take Up MostDo you enjoy this? Do you think this is a game?
Finals Evil Laugh

Oh how they believed me.

Finals Find Memes

Here they are!

Finals Asks If Im Ready

Funniest thing I’ve ever heard!

Finals Bird

This is not good.

Finals Lecture Determined

It was all a lie.

Finals Staple Money

Please take this as a token of my gratitude.

Finals Shapes

Everything in my brain is burning down.

Finals Smeagol Free

So freee!

Finals Straight As

Why you say that?

Finals Failed Too I’m not the only failure!Final Reading The First

What is this? English? Da hell?

Motivational Quote For College Finals Week

Finals week
where there’s no makeup
and your clothes don’t matter.

I once turned in a final in my pajamas. My better days.

Finals Easy ThoughtI want to smash everything in sight.
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What made a face. - the manager turned to Ira, - I dont force you to wipe every priest. Just take the dirty laundry to the laundry and toss it into the washing machine. Did you agree.

Final exams funny

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Wow, he went all over you, nifiga himself. - she just groans, twitches and does not close her mouth, as I managed to notice trying to throw Katya off. Her mouth is open, and I take advantage of it. I pull the member out of Katya's mouth and push her off Olya's back. Olya's legs are aligned, tensely resting on her fingers alone, she does not relax them, her body is like a board, leaning against the bed.

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