Vote cthulhu


Description

The cry goes out every four years, from cultists across America. Vote Cthulhu!!

This is the latest campaign shirt in support of our Great Old One, may he sleep forever in the slime-filled, sunken city of R'lyeh, dreaming sweet dreams of blackest night.

Answer the call now, with this shirt. Cthulhu in 2016!

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Every item in our inventory has been inspected, very strictly graded, and bagged for its protection.

SW

Shrink Wrapped. Still in the original factory shrink wrap, with condition visible through shrink noted. For example, "SW (NM)" means shrink wrapped in near-mint condition.

NM

Near Mint. Like new with only the slightest wear, many times indistinguishable from a Mint item. Close to perfect, very collectible.
Board & war games in this condition will show very little to no wear and are considered to be punched unless the condition note says unpunched.

EX

Excellent. Lightly used, but almost like new. May show very small spine creases or slight corner wear. Absolutely no tears and no marks, a collectible condition.

VG

Very Good. Used. May have medium-sized creases, corner dings, minor tears or scuff marks, small stains, etc. Complete and very useable.

Fair

Very well used, but complete and useable. May have flaws such as tears, pen marks or highlighting, large creases, stains, marks, a loose map, etc.

Poor

Extremely well used and has major flaws, which may be too numerous to mention. Item is complete unless noted.

  • Boxed items are listed as "code/code" where the first code represents the box, and the second code describes the contents. When only one condition is listed, then the box and contents are in the same condition.
  • A "plus" sign indicates that an item is close to the next highest condition. Example, EX+ is an item between Excellent and Near Mint condition. A "minus" sign indicates the opposite.
  • Major defects and/or missing components are noted separately.
  • Boardgame counters are punched, unless noted. Due to the nature of loose counters, if a game is unplayable it may be returned for a refund of the purchase price.
  • In most cases, boxed games and box sets do not come with dice.
  • The cardboard backing of miniature packs is not graded. If excessively worn, they will be marked as "card worn."
  • Flat trays for SPI games are not graded, and have the usual problems. If excessively worn, they will be marked as "tray worn."
  • Remainder Mark - A remainder mark is usually a small black line or dot written with a felt tip pen or Sharpie on the top, bottom, side page edges and sometimes on the UPC symbol on the back of the book. Publishers use these marks when books are returned to them.

If you have any questions or comments regarding grading or anything else, please send e-mail to [email protected].

Sours: https://www.nobleknight.com/P/2147601274/Vote-Cthulhu-T-Shirt-L

Q)We were wondering what great Cthulhu's stance was on foreign policy/ foreign aid? A) The Great Cthulhu views our foreign neighbors as equals to the United States. It encourages trade in all forms, including slave trade, child trafficking, and it will continue to give Primary Trading Partner status to the country which sells the most children worldwide.

Q)How will Cthulhu deal with a strongly bipartisan Congress? How does Cthulhu plan to deal with the budget deficit? Has Cthulhu yet chosen a running mate? If so, who is it, and from whence did it come? Given that the candidate is now dead and dreaming in the Pacific, what measures will be taken to speed its awakening should it be elected president?

A) Cthulhu will have no problem dealing with Congress, as they will be the first to be eaten. The budget deficit will shrink drastically once Cthulhu cuts unnecessary spendings like Defense, Welfare and Social Security. Mass support of Cthulhu will raise the its awareness of the need to take control of our suffering country, and should lead to its return. The Great Cthulhu will awaken in time to take its presidential oath.

Sours: https://www.wired.com/2007/03/cthulhu-for-pre/
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Cthulhu for President

Political parody of the US presidential election

Cosmic horror and 2016 US Presidential candidate Cthulhu, on the campaign trail, from CthulhuForAmerica.com

Cthulhu for President is a political parody of the United States presidential election, in which Cthulhu, the fictional cosmic horror, runs for President of the United States. Parody campaigns with accompanying political advertising materials were run for each of the US presidential elections since 1996, usually with the motto "Cthulhu for President: Why settle for the lesser evil?"[1] Similar parody campaigns have been run for presidencies of other countries.

Cthulhu[edit]

Cthulhu in its city of R'lyeh

Cthulhu is a fictional cosmic entity created by writer H. P. Lovecraft and described as an enormous clawed and winged anthropoid shape, with a head like an octopus, which is worshipped by maniacal cultists across the world. The creature was first introduced in the 1928 short story "The Call of Cthulhu", but has since been featured in numerous popular culture references.[2][3]

Chaosium[edit]

The American games company Chaosium publishes multiple games about Lovecraft's work, starting with the Call of Cthulhu horror role-playing game in 1981. In 1996, Chaosium published a "Cthulhu for President" political campaign kit, including a campaign button, posters, yard and window signs, speeches, and a vision booklet, "Contract on America" (parodying the 1994 Contract with America).[4][5] This won the 1996 Origins Award for Best Game Accessory.[6]

In 2004, Chaosium, in cooperation with Chris O'Neill and Daniel Landis of 9th Level Games, a humorous role-playing game publisher, made a complete "Cthulhu for President" beer and pretzels role-playing game.[7] In it, the players portray Elder Party campaign staffers serving the Great Old Ones in an occult political struggle.[8] The 2016 edition parodies the 2016 United States presidential election between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.[9]

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The Cthulhu for President parody campaign recurred over multiple election cycles.[1] Cthulhu.org was the home of the first Internet Cthulhu for President campaign, starting in 1997, accompanying the Chaosium campaign materials,[10] and running at least through 2007.[11] Buttons and T-shirts depicting Cthulhu with the "Why Choose the Lesser Evil? Cthulhu for President" logo were sold during the 2000 and 2004 United States presidential election campaigns.[3] Cthulhu for President videos and posters were made for the United States presidential elections in 2008 and 2012, and for the 2010 Polish presidential election.[7] A Spanish website (Vota Cthulhu: Partido No Euclidiano Por el Fin de los Días – the Non-Euclidian Party for the End of Days) supported Cthulhu for President in the 2011 Spanish general election.[12][13] A Cthulhu 2012 campaign website gave Cthulhu a vice presidential candidate, Dagon, from one of Lovecraft's earliest stories.[14][13]

Cthulhu for America[edit]

The 2016 United States presidential election cycle included a larger "Cthulhu for America" website, which drew celebrity and international attention.[2][7] The site was launched in August 2015, and included merchandise like t-shirts, stickers, flyers, and mugs with slogans including "Why choose the lesser evil?", and a take on Black Lives Matter/All Lives Matter: "No lives matter".[7] Its Twitter account had over 35,000 followers.[1] In December 2015 Cthulhu for America put out a War on Christmas kit including Cthulhu stickers meant to be put over the logo of Starbucks coffee cups.[15] The site gave credit to Chaosium for the 1990s and 2000s "campaigns" but distanced itself from the company.[7]

The Cthulhu for America campaign was "endorsed" by Mexican filmmaker Guillermo del Toro and his Twitter followers in June 2016 (also referring to the Spanish Vota Cthulhu page).[16][13] del Toro also inverted the Cthulhu for President logo (of VoteCthulhu.com, an alternate URL of Cthulhu for America), and called it "Donald Cthrump", referring to candidate Donald Trump.[17]

In September 2016, American horror author Stephen King wrote that Donald Trump was actually Cthulhu in disguise: "The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles."[18] The Cthulhu for America campaign responded with an angry denial ("Trump could barely hope to be 1/63 as great as I am if he weren't such a buffoon")[19] with a longer statement including references to many of King's books.[20][21][22] The campaign had earlier made a similar rebuttal to John Boehner's statement that candidate Ted Cruz was "Lucifer in the flesh",[23] writing "The only being of pure evil in this race is myself".[24]

Cthulhu for America continued into the 2020 United States presidential election, this time with the slogan "Wreck. World. Worse.", parodying the Build Back Better slogan of the Joe Biden 2020 presidential campaign.[25] When the initial logo used for the 2020 Republican National Convention had a tangle of lines apparently emerging from the Republican elephant, it was popularly compared to Cthulhu and its tentacles.[26]

Selected electoral slogans and policy planks[edit]

See also[edit]

References[edit]

  1. ^ abcdMiller, John J. (October 28, 2016). "The Tentacles of H.P. Lovecraft". Wall Street Journal. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  2. ^ abcdeBarnett, David M. (March 1, 2016). "Could Cthulhu trump the other Super Tuesday contenders?". The Guardian. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  3. ^ abDirda, Michael (June 30, 2020). "Cthulhu for President – British literature". The Times Literary Supplement. Archived from the original on June 30, 2020. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  4. ^Appel, Shannon; Brooks, Les; Lidberg, Paul (June 1, 1996). Cthulhu for President. Chaosium. ISBN .
  5. ^ ab"Cthulhu for President". Chaosium. Archived from the original on May 3, 1997. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  6. ^"OriginsAwardsWinners 1997 – 23rd Annual Ceremony"(PDF). Origins Awards. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  7. ^ abcdefFradin, Andréa (November 21, 2016). "Qui se cache derrière la campagne Cthulhu for America ?". L'Obs (in French). Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  8. ^O'Neill, Chris; Landis, Daniel (February 8, 2004). Cthulhu for President. ISBN .
  9. ^"Cthulhu for President". Chaosium. Retrieved February 8, 2021.
  10. ^"Cthulhu for President". Cthulhu.org. Archived from the original on March 29, 1997. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  11. ^Brownlee, John. "Cthulhu For President!". Wired (March 7, 2007). Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  12. ^"Vota Cthulhu". Partido No Euclidiano (Por el Fin de los Días) (in Spanish). Archived from the original on April 1, 2016. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  13. ^ abcdefWatson, Zebbie. "Who Is Behind Cthulhu For America?". Inverse. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  14. ^"Cthulhu Dagon 2012". cthulhu2012.com. Retrieved February 10, 2021.
  15. ^Winston, Kimberly (December 1, 2015). "Christmas wins (in the December culture wars)". Religion News Service. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  16. ^Mazza, Ed (June 2, 2016). "Cthulhu For President?". HuffPost. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  17. ^ abcAxelrod, Joshua (June 5, 2016). "Demon god Cthulhu seen as possible third-party candidate". Washington Examiner. Retrieved February 10, 2021.
  18. ^@StephenKing (September 12, 2016). "Breaking News" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
  19. ^@cthulhu4america (May 31, 2011). "President-elect Cthulhu" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
  20. ^Mazza, Ed (September 13, 2016). "Stephen King Compares Trump To Cthulhu; Cthulhu Issues Angry Denial". HuffPost. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  21. ^Iovine, Anna. "Stephen King calls Trump Cthulhu, gets angry response". AOL. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  22. ^ abGarcia, Arturo (September 13, 2016). "Stephen King compares Trump to Cthulhu — and now Cthulhu is pissed". Raw Story. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  23. ^Rushton, Christine (April 28, 2016). "John Boehner: Ted Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'". Los Angeles Times. Retrieved April 28, 2016.
  24. ^Fain, Thom. "Cthulhu For America says Ted Cruz isn't satanic enough to be president – Elections 2016". GateHouse Media (April 29, 2016). Archived from the original on May 4, 2016. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  25. ^"Vote for the Greatest Evil | Cthulhu for President 2020". Cthulhu for America. Retrieved February 9, 2021.
  26. ^Mazza, Ed (August 2, 2019). "HAIL CTHULHU! Twitter Users Mock GOP Convention Logo's Weird Design". Huffington Post. Retrieved February 9, 2021.

External links[edit]

Sours: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_for_President

When Bill Kristol, editor of the conservative "Weekly Standard," said over the weekend that an independent candidate would be entering the race for president, this probably wasn't what he had in mind.

Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro responded to Kristol's tweet by suggesting that Cthulhu seek the highest office in the land:

The "Pacific Rim" director followed that up with a series of tweets making it clear where he stands, and it's as a devoted but ultimately doomed follower of author H.P. Lovecraft's most enduring creation:

The hunger for an independent choice, even a dead/dreaming Old One that would drive all mankind into madness, appeared to be very real, given the replies:

Although there are a number of online efforts backing Cthulhu for president, most appear aimed at selling T-shirts.

At least, we should probably hope that's their only aim.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Sours: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cthulhu-for-president_n_574fba9ee4b0ed593f134933

Cthulhu vote

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Now discussing:

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